ABSOLUTE BARGAIN! UNBELIEVABLE PRICE! Priced LOW & FIRM for the pre-approved buyer who wants a great deal on the nicest house in this neighborhood. Hurry, it won’t last long at this LOW, LOW, PRICE! Owners are looking for squeaky clean FULL PRICE OFFER today so they can save themselves all the fun of writing a full price counter offer later. Home is turnkey, move in ready, and in great condition.